Brother! Russia X Reader- Russian Roulette

You take the cupcakes out of the oven and set them on the counter. You just baked chocolate cupcakes, but that wasn’t the surprise that was hidden in them. You had baked in jalapeños and cyan peppers into this batch. You had also baked a batch without all the spice.

This was a plan to get back at your brother, Ivan, who yesterday, made you watch him and Toris play Russian roulette. Before he had Toris pick up the gun, you screamed for him to stop and put the gun away. Turns out the gun didn’t have any bullets in it and your brother was just playing a trick on you; except you and Toris didn’t know that, he was just as upset as you were.

So, you decided to play a little Russian roulette of your own.

You put a few of each cupcake onto a tray and took it into your brother’s study. Ivan looks up as you walk into the room. “(Name)? What are those?”

“I baked cupcakes,” You tell him. “I thought you’d like to try one.” You walk over and set the tray on his desk. “Pick one.” He picks the one on the top.

“How about you eat one too da?” You gulp. You had tried the spicy batter before baking the cupcakes, and let’s say you had screamed a few choice words.

“Okay.” You grab one that you hope isn’t filled with spiciness. Ivan smiles and takes a bite. “Hmm, these are tasty (Name).” Crud, he didn’t pick one with any spice. “Aren’t you going to taste it?” You take a small bite.

Instantly, your mouth and throat starts burning and you start screaming. “#%!$! This is spicy! Too spicy!” You race down the stairs and grab the milk carton.

Ivan smiles. “Silly (Name), nobody beats me at Russian roulette of any kind!”

Extended ending

“(Name)?” Toris pops his head into the kitchen. He had smelled something coming from the kitchen and had assumed you were baking again.

He notices the plate of cupcakes on the counter and smiles. He grabs one and takes a huge bite out of it.

You know what happens after that.